First things first: we need to discuss these ridiculous marshmallows.
They are almost the size of apples. They are a good 4 bite marshmallow. I tried to eat them in less and almost choked. Can you imagine the headline? "Deranged DIY bride chokes on enormous marshmallow while attempting to check another item off her Knot to-do list''. Awful! Anyways, first off you have this guy:
There is something creepy about the fact that he is wearing clothes. On top of that it is that creepy mascot eating its own kind thing. Not only is he roasting one of his own on a stick, he is wearing a shirt of a marshmallow on fire. Serious self loathing!
Next we have this tagline:
I just love it because it makes me think that they must think somewhere someone calls regular marshmallows 'tiny roasters'.
Clearly, I have had waaaaay too much sugar today.